The Communist History of Lawn Ownership

A landowner taking pride in their manicured lawn has origins tied to Marxist communism, these property owners hired peasants as landscapers, typical duties like hedge trimming, lawn clipping and planting flowers occupied their day. But it was another task which prompted Marx to take notice and begin his philosophical analysis of labor, the collecting ofContinue reading “The Communist History of Lawn Ownership”

History of A$H

A smile is borrowed if ash lands on a person’s cheek and they wince in correspondence as wrinkles flick gray sprinkles to the accepting air. But if wincing fails “borrowed” rejects its description and takes on the moniker of stolen. These gestures are formatted like a chess-board to include outcomes when A happens B doesContinue reading “History of A$H”

Poetry: a NON-Verbal Translation

Poetry in the mead-hall after feasting was Beowulf accompanied by familiar pop melodies which to-day are repeated via transmission through the electromagnetic spectrum. The progression from verbal throat swells, held to Anglo-Saxon interpretation, assessed in real-time was void of phenomenal proclamation. Philosophers of yore instead deemed this the Word of God (or Gods), held toContinue reading “Poetry: a NON-Verbal Translation”

The Conquest of Bread Re-Dux

Wise skin perishes without qualms as the convenience of commercialism exposes too much ownership and this syncopated to capitalism’s encouragement of rage purchasing creates a need for job postings such as, Minimalism Expert and Tax Accountant (specializing in exploiting offsets conditioned through charitable donations). Bread flourished under mass-production and this criteria inside the food timelineContinue reading “The Conquest of Bread Re-Dux”

Metaphysics of Learning to Tie Your Shoe

Time describes an action’s value and success is measured against the time it takes to complete a task, consider a child learning to tie their shoes, point of triumph defined as bunny ears settle to hear the crescendo of finished knots, but in defiance of quick completion star light traversed decades to brighten optic nervesContinue reading “Metaphysics of Learning to Tie Your Shoe”

The Anarchist’s Guide to Sitcoms

Anarchists acknowledge youngins holding the door open for elderly citizens as a showcase of goodness symptomatic of human nature. But sitcoms never die, sitcoms live forever through syndication, rotating snapshots to exemplify human character, parodies to wit: neighbor touts blubber and splashes fat inside the purview owned by the main example displaying Alpha Male essence.Continue reading “The Anarchist’s Guide to Sitcoms”